Wednesday, September 1, 2010

MAH BOYFRAN

is sooooo kyoot. he wanted me to tell you guys that. just in case the whole internet didn't know *notreally*. but now clearly they do. now he is saying this is a stupid blog and i should write an "actual thing" about him. and he is whining because i am quoting him precisely.


SO


HERE I GO


Look, i know you guys really couldn't care any less about me or my personal life, since everyone who reads this (with very few exceptions) is a stranger on the internet. That being said, I can pretty much assume that the only person who is going to read this the entire way through is the boyfriend himself.


I can feel this quickly turning into a love letter. I'm gonna hold off on that for as long as I can and start with the facts. Before I met my boyfriend Thomas, I was quickly becoming one of the most reclusive and boring people around. I'm still kind of boring and reclusive, but now I have someone doing that with me just about all the time. I'd never said "I love you" to ANY of my past boyfriends, and i'd certainly never really been in love with anyone. Speaking of firsts, I'd never even volunteered my phone number to a guy, before I met Thomas--and I'm closing in on 20 years old.
This boy immediately became my first (and quite possibly my only) love, and easily one of my best friends. We're clingy as hell and really nauseating to be around; googly-eyed and hands-holdy and all that mushy crap I never went for with anyone else. Lastly, the girl I used to be was kind of a jerk. I won't bore you or anyone else with the details, but I did more than my share of lying and sneaking around on previous boyfriends. It sounds really cliche to say "he made me want to be a better person," but that's exactly what happened.
So, Tommy Boo--you are easily one of the sweetest, most talented and intelligent people I've ever had the luck (it was definitely luck considering how i met you) to meet. Keep doing what you're doing, love, because I've never been happier in my entire life.
<3 notyerpirate

p.s. the game.

18 comments:

  1. Isn't it illegal to be Justin Bieber's GF when you are over 18?

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  3. Why did i read the whole thing?

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  4. i love your blog and you 2 seem so cute together~!

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  5. I just want you to "view" my thoughts
    thanks

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  6. Bla bla bla :))
    Is ok good work:) really:)

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  7. congrats on acquiring a mate
    but
    thats just silly.

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  8. why do chicks dig dudes with hair like that. whenever i see a dude with hair like that and the lip ring and the tight ass pants. just makes me think like wtf

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